Reel Horror

Fresh off Sony's "Open Season," Jill Culton has been tapped to helm Sony's "Hotel Transylvania." This movie is a monstrous take on "Romeo and Juliet," following Simon Belmou...wait....Simon Van Helsing, the youngest of the monster hunting family, falling in love with none other than Dracula's daughter. Upon realizing who they are, the two try to bring peace between the two families.

Look, this isn't the Hatfields and the McCoys, Dracula and Van Helsing have about as much chance of getting along as Barack Obama and David Dukes. Cause let's face it. Van Helsing is a racist...or at least a species-ist. He hunts and kills vampires. I know if there was someone who hunted and killed only strapping, young lads like myself, I wouldn't invite him over for dinner.

Word is a theme song is already being worked on...to the tune of Hotel California....

Falling in love at the Hotel Transylvania. Loving Dracula's Kid. Hope I don't get bit....